CLEARANCE: NEW PARENT CARD SET (SET OF 8)
  • CLEARANCE: NEW PARENT CARD SET (SET OF 8)
  • CLEARANCE: NEW PARENT CARD SET (SET OF 8)
  • CLEARANCE: NEW PARENT CARD SET (SET OF 8)
CLEARANCE: NEW PARENT CARD SET (SET OF 8) - is currently on backorder. You may still purchase now though and we'll ship as soon as more become available.

"Every night before I get my one hour of sleep, I have the same thought: 'Well, that's a wrap on another day of acting like I know what I'm doing.' I wish I were exaggerating, but I'm not. Most of the time, I feel entirely unqualified to be a parent. I call these times being awake." - Jim Gaffigan

My husband and I just had our second child, and all I can think about is how HARD it is to be a parent! I wanted to make cards that gave you the opportunity to offer some solidarity and laughs to those in your life with small children. Trust me, they need a laugh. (and probably a hug.) (and also a glass of wine.)

This listing is for the purchase of a boxed set of cards, featuring two copies of each card. The cards read:

"They whine, you wine."

"In case no one's told you today, you're doing a damn good job."

"There is no one way to be a perfect mom, but there are a million ways to be a great one."

"Parenting tip: Set the bar low. Lower the bar some more. Screw it, let's go to the bar."

Paper Weight: 110 lb natural white paper
Dimensions: 4.25 x 5.5"
Inside Greeting: Blank
Shipping: USPS first class mail

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